Who I Am

My name is Jayson Puckett and I...

• enjoy the smell of warm anal sex
  
• Sideburns!!!!!!!!1!!!lol
• Seem like a nice doode. but you might have a dingle in your burns.
• relax ladies, doc says the rash is gone!
• am so nervous I think I might cry!
• and or shit myself. :) But it's okay.. I like it that way.
• I am also a wholesome Christian male looking for good time.
  
• ,Robot
• killed the last person that called me a robot
  
• get my last name mispronounced often as "fuck it"
• afraid of typing my own blogs
  
• know a guy who dun type well ^----------------|
• oooo.. kilt you son ^^ |
  
• am fairly sure Glasscock has a hairy taint |
  
• lol taint |
  
• kilt again^^ |
  
• lost my virginitay on a playground slide <----|
  
• taint lyin bout that
• am ledgend[sic]
• that's what she said
• cannot stand it when mutha-.... shit.. cant cuss that much... when people say "that's what she (fucking) said" I mean really??? The shit is so fucking annoying.. I swear if the next bastard child puts "That's what she said" .... I just might rape them with a g-broom. Dx
• ...nevermind
• You know, it's funnier if you emphasize a different word each time (THAT"S what she said. That's what SHE said. That's what she SAID!)
• werent we talking about sideburns over here ????
  
• wait... aren't I sideburns?
• hate you
  
• hate me? :-(
• am sorry dont be a bitch about it
  
• hug it out?
• am sure
  
• am gay
  
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